Monday, 2 February 2009
I am a genius. Fact.
It's true! I am a genius, I have figured out how to ensure that even when we get 10 foot of snow, We dont need to shut down our airports. The answer is simple, Flamethrowers. I know, right? Easy! It would save a whole lot of time and effort. Why employ snowplows when you can just melt the snow right away, hell, you could even use the tanks with a flamethrower attachment that were so popular in WWII. Then, to ensure that the snow didnt re-cover the runways, you can grit them, it doesnt take long, and it would make sure that the water didnt turn to ice. So, if youre reading this, Heathrow airport's disaster planning department, invest in some flamethrowers!
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Sorry to put you to shame, but a vast improvement to your idea would be to tape the flame throwers to the plane just in front of the wheels and then just super glue the grit to the tyres. Then you dont have to worry about flame throwing the whole area.
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